March 17, 2015

IncessANT.  They're incessANT, I tell you. AbundANT.  It's not very advANTageous for me to have to take all that time to keep dealing with them.  It's like they just sit there waiting, expectANTly, militANTly, waiting for their next meal.  I stuff poison down their holes, but they just transplANT themselves and turn up somewhere else.  I have to be ever vigilANT.  How do I feel about ants, you ask? They are constANT, defiANT, gallivANTing inhabitANTs of my house and my life.  I guarANTee my mANTra is, "KILL. THE. ANTS."